emo is just an acronym for eat me out

(Source: taggedrne)

psych2go:

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egobus:

omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history

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so embarrassing

snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

sappling:

white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
me: okay
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?

xbamboobonesx:

my brother is really homophobic and he tried to insult me by saying β€œat least i’m not gonna marry a girl!” and i started laughing and he got the most mortified look on his face because he tried so hard to insult my sexuality but he actually just made himself sound gay boom i win

(Source: its-only-make-believe)

  • me: i have no classes with anybody i know
  • my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
  • me: no