kool-aid-jammers:

toeianimation:

coalgirls:

is coconut water even fucking water it comes from a coconut

is almond milk even milk it comes from almonds

Why didn’t I have a dad growing up

buttsec:

i just sneezed and my brother texted me “shut up”

absolutest:

I hate when you find someone soooooo attractive, but when they open their mouth, you lose interest.

stevenyeon:

Djesus Uncrossed

ccal:

how do u relationship

corrupted-teens:

Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk

hvrted:

I wish I had google as a brain

(Source: wastery)

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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thechildofstyle:

find someone
who knows
you’re sad
just by the change
of tone in your
voice

be with someone
who loves the
feature that
you hate the most

fall inlove with
someone who
looks at you and
knows they don’t
want anyone else

R’J

(Source: somecomix)

lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

avatardedpotterhead:

bootyguarcl:

lavalamp-of-epicness:

I didn’t get any cake yesterday cause apparently my dad was still working on it.

He brought it to school today and I’m just-

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how

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is all of that

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frickin sugar?

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holy jesus 

wtf i think your dad just defied the law of physics and pastries

Is ur dad cake boss