fuck me in the mcdonalds playplace
if internet explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser then you’re brave enough to ask that girl out
there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie
excuse me while i feel sad for the rest of the night.
if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate
as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate
actual scientific proof