cyrilmusic:

burairium:

theneverendingdrums:

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people


they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

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hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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felizlevidad:

*7th grader voice from 2006* haha google blue waffle

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straight white boy problem

supermoclel:

when she tells you her bra size and you have no idea what the fuck it means

breadecrumb:

me not being on ur snapchat best friend list is offensive

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

mynameis-dylan:

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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Do you play music?

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